June 2012
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here come the crazy person tags. I should add that tag more often.
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couch (NSFW)
luckypressure:
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"Let’s Hope This Wedding Had a More Satisfying... →
rurone:
It’s a Normandy cake!
I actually know these people from college — the bride did martial arts with me!
You might also be interested to know that in her vows, she referred to her now-husband as “the Garrus Vakarian to my Commander Shepard”.
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californicating:
John Mayer- Victoria
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Fuck you Dragonvale!
I’ve been trying non stop for at least ten days to get an emerald dragon! Fuck you.
tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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May 2012
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ohmygil replied to your video: Amanda Palmer - Video Games (Lana Del Ray cover) …
I admit i don’t know much about her so I must ask…what’s with the bound hands?
She’s Amanda Palmer. That’s really all I can say. I know a guy who went to high school with her and worked at like an ice cream shop or something with her, she’s always been like that.
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ssusiessays replied to your post: So I was talking to my friend from high school
Bitch.
I’m sayin’!
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So I was talking to my friend from high school
We had been talking about getting Black Keys with Tegan and Sara tickets. Turns out she couldn’t get any. I said.
“Don’t worry about it, TnS always do small venues so you’ll see them for sure when they do that. Small venues are way better anyway.”
“Yeah I know, I saw that at the Orpehum when Sainthood came out. And I saw them open for Death Cab, and I waent to...
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To Do list for 5/31/12 (Items in bold with...
ssusiessays:
Call phone company for grandma
Visit gym 1
Visit gym 2
Pick up paycheck
Deposit paycheck
Buy comics, hoodie, manga at Flying Colors
Visit McDonalds
Visit Spaghetti Factory
Visit Half Price Books
Watch LOST
That’s a lot of stuff.
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