“Scott something is your boyfriend. The one with the evil exes. Or Scott with the laser eyes!”
—Natasha - Making me so damn proud! She means Pilgrim and Summers respectively.
March 2011
My dash
Is giving me more of a complex than I already had.
What's the worst decision you've ever made?
Deciding to be nice to the new girl at work…
No, um not trusting myself enough to know to keep my mouth shut. If I had done that I have a feeling things would have gone differently.
M! How many bed pants do I need! I'm making a list. Make me a list.
You need one, you can bring as many as you want. Please don’t bring too much shit.
ssusiessays replied to your post: What kind of shampoo and conditioner and stuff do you use?
I’ll probably bring my own. I use stuff from Victoria’s Secret because my hair is normal enough that I can use whatever I want to. and it smells really good.
They make shampoo now?
When I come and visit, can I play with toy cars on your mountainous boobs? That actually sounds horrifically fun.
Horrifically? Well ok, I only have one matchbox car and I’m not taking it out of the box. It’s too awesome and random. It’s a Shreveport, Louisiana cop car. I used to live there, so my uncle got it for me. But why would you even make that? No one even knows that city.
What kind of shampoo and conditioner and stuff do you use?
What kind would you like me to use? I’m almost out so I’m about to buy some shampoo. What do you like?
Is it too cold for me to wear a dress and some tights?
Not in my house. It’s going to be in the 40’s at the highest, use your good judgement. I know you don’t have any of that though.
Also, will you make me a packing list of what outfits I should wear this weekend and how many pairs of socks I need and pairs of bed pants and stuff?
What? Just be normal. Don’t overpack. It’s three days.
Tell me about your sexy new boyfriend!!
His name is Scott and I definitely did not make him up as an excuse to not drive Natasha somewhere. He is 6’4 and has trouble with low ceilings. We play video games together and use my boobs as mountains for his matchbox cars. This is real and not a lie.
“I’d rather play David than pretty much any other television character I can think of. It’s not like I took the part or pursued the part EVEN THOUGH he was gay. I pursued the part BECAUSE he was a gay man.”
—Michael C. Hall (via sliceoflife-)
Save Room
John Legend
John Legend - Save Room
♂, ☎, ♥
You didn’t specify boy or girl so I’ll do boy. I like arms, not overly muscular or anything just nice shaped. That’s a poor description I know but it’s a thing
My last text said: It will be better.
Very smart, very kind and loving, the best cook and gives great book and movie recommendations. She’s the best.
put in my ask?
☻ and I’ll tell you something I like.
☠ and I’ll tell you something I hate.
♂ and I’ll tell you something I find attractive about boys.
☎ and I’ll tell you what my last text said.
☮ and I’ll tell you something I wish could happen.
★ and I’ll tell you a dream I’ve had.
♥ and I’ll tell you about somebody I love.
Except that would be something I like about girls, not boys.
I can do boys or girls I guess. I notice attractive things in both sexes.
Coloring pictures for Kofi and Marty tonight, so that they get them from me before they get hers.
I don’t like at all. They’ll think I copied. It won’t mean as much to them.
Just added "Justice League Unlimited Coloring Books" to my packing list
So much coloring will we do! I’m going to make one for Marty and one for Kofi.
Me too! Me too!
Don’t be a copycat.
